East Texas chemistry teacher William Duncan, like Breaking Bad protagonist Walter White, applied his love of chemistry to a promising side job as a methamphetamine cook. He was busted for selling home-brewed crystal in the parking lot of the same junior high school where he taught science.
He has not been fired. The school has placed him on administrative release, pending investigation. Police do not believe that any of his buyers were students at the school.
Coverage: Texas Monthly, Uproxx, Gawker, KLTV.
In related news, police in Alabama are still looking for another meth maker, and this one's actually named Walter White.
(HT: @milesobrien)