Natalie Portman is starring in a new western called Jane’s Got a Gun, which is being directed by Lynne Ramsay (We Need to Talk About Kevin). Portman will play a woman forced to defend her farm from a bunch of toughs with the help of her ex after her husband comes home inconveniently riddled with bullets. While we don’t know who will be playing Portman’s husband, we now know that this other guy will be played by Michael Fassbender. So, I guess in addition to the rip-roaring western action, we’ll also spend the entire movie wondering why these two beautiful people ended their presumptively beautiful relationship and the Mrs. ended up marrying this dead weight, bullet-attracting schmuck. (via Geeks of Doom)