Axe, purveyor of men’s shower products, is not known for their subtlety in their commercials. Kiefer Sutherland is similarly not known for being a gentle and romantic type of person. But now, both have subverted their usual respective approaches to advertising and acting and the result is Kiefer “WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, DAMNIT” Sutherland reminisce about a girl named Susan Glenn, a fictional crush from years past. And unlike other Axe ads, she’s not sexually unhinged over shampoo. Prepare yourself, because your day is going to be thrown off completely. This is a bizarro commercial. (via Gawker)