More than a year ago, porn celeb Ron Jeremy was reportedly asked by animal rights activists to help snare animal torturer (and eventual “Canadian Cannibal”) Luka Rocco Magnotta by inviting him to be in an X-rated film. Jeremy: “It’s like an episode from some TV show. The [guy] comes to the set with lube in one hand and his schmeckle in the other thinking he has a job, and the cops tackle him to the ground. That’s good for the movies. That doesn’t work in real life.” (The Canadian Press)