A person on the Internet is combatting a nasty slug problem with a nastier slug-maze, which promises a fiery death for slugs who stray from the true course, but rewards the cleverest slugs with all the jam they can eat. Let the selective breeding begin! Soon this person will have sentient, maze-solving MENSAslugs who’ll be declaring a meritocratic revolution and dooming the poor humans in the vicinity to a lifetime of minimum wage servitude without the prospect of collective bargaining.
So a friend of mine has a problem with slugs. I think he is doing it right. (imgur.com)
(via Beth Pratt)