Ḅǐŕĉȟ & Ḃåàãǧò is a Danish Institut for Moderne Hudpleje (Modern Huge People)
Here’s their list of services (Translated from Danish):
Voks af hele benet (folks who are hellishly big) = Kr. 375,-
Underben (undersized folks) = Kr. 200,-
Ryg (regular folks) Kr. 250,-
Bikini linie (belly button lint removal) Kr. 150,-
Armhuler (spackling of arm holes) Kr. 150,-
Overlæbe (a once-over of the labia) Kr. 100,-
Underansigt (taint polishing) Kr. 100,-
Arme (military wax) = kr. 175,-