Fine artist Mitch O’Connell has the largest archive of hot dog ephemera on the planet. All five multiplujillion, nine impossibidillion, seven fantasticatrillion, and sixteen clippings are stored in a giant vault in an undisclosed location in the continental United States.
He spends an inordinate amount of time playing in the hot dog ephemera, explaining, “I love to dive around in it like a porpoise, and burrow through it like a gopher, and toss it up and let it hit me on the head!” As a public service, he spent last week selecting the “Top 1000 Hottest Hot Dogs, Weirdest Wieners, Freaky Frankfurters and Pseudo Penises!“