Before you put your bird in the oven, spare a moment for Tante Mary's "Just Put the Fucking Turkey in the Oven," a frank, 8-minute discussion of turkey, which includes the fact that making turkey taste good is less related to the bird, and more to the gravy, cranberries, and the all-important wine. "It's just a fucking bird. It doesn't taste very good." Sage advice.
Just Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven
(via MeFi)