Talk Like a Pirate. A *Somalian* Pirate.

Today, September 19, is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. But "avast ye hearties" and "arrrrr" aren't representative of the language you'd most likely hear if your boat were overtaken by actual, modern-day working pirates now. At Wired.com, the Danger Room blog offers a more accurate contemporary take: How to Talk Like a Somalian Pirate.