A coup of tabloid headline writing, from the UK rag The Sunday Sport. The backstory, from BuzzFeed:
Percy Foster was a 3-foot-6-inch dwarf who starred in the UK porno “Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go.” He bore an uncanny resemblance to celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. Welsh agriculture officials discovered Foster’s body in an underground chamber…
“The Most Epic Tabloid Headline Of All Time“