These novelty “Embarrassing Photo Protective Sunglasses” make you look like you’ve had your eyes blacked out by a censor bar: “Worried a paparazzo took a shot of you doing that thing you do that nobody knows about, because it would get you fired, arrested or worse?” They used to be sold by Urban Outfitters, but appear to have been discontinued.
Embarrassing Photo Protective Sunglasses
(via Geekologie)