U.S. Customs and Border Patrol officers intercepted 385 pounds of Mexican bologna after finding the contraband luncheon meat behind the seat of a pickup truck stopped at the port of Santa Teresa, New Mexico, last Friday. I wonder how they sniffed that one out. Guess the smuggler didn’t do a very good job of hiding the salami, so to speak.
“Usually officers see one or two rolls of bologna, not 35 as in this case,” quoth the AP. “Officials say this marked the largest bologna bust ever recorded at the Santa Teresa crossing.”
(via Submitterator thanks, Acudiva)