Homophobic (or at least stridently heteronormative) fans of Bioware’s Dragon Age II are upset at the game’s omnisexual characters, which offer players romantic dalliances regardless of their avatars’ sex. After a player requested a “no homosexuality” option, one of the game’s writers let him down firmly but gently. The real problem, of course, is that the romances are played out in game-engine CGI, summed up by QT3’s Malcolm Tucker as “cringe-inducing gamer-stigmatizing Uncanny Valley evoking boner-annihilators.”