Finally! A way to confess your sins with one hand while possibly still committing them with the other: Confession: a Roman Catholic App comes with “a personalized examination of conscience for each user, password protected profiles, and a step-by-step guide to the sacrament,” all given an official imprimatur by the Bishop of Ft. Wayne, Indiana.
The gallery of user images makes it seem easy to use — just click radio buttons to select your sins, then humbly Submit. And if someone hails you while you’re hailing Mary, just put the Almighty on call waiting, re-engage with the secular and profane, then get back to your eternal soul. Pretty spiffy.
(And no, according the National Catholic Register, this isn’t a joke.)
