[Video Link] You know, it’s all well and good to talk about how bomb-sniffing mice are the future of security, and sure, it sounds good. But ask yourself: What does the phrase “genetically-selected rodents, optimized by integration with Hi-technology system” mean? I think it means they stuff mice into a plastic shoebox and train them to push a button when they get the whiff of contraband. And all I’m saying is, if I were stuffed into a plastic shoebox at the airport I’d give some serious consideration to pushing the tiny button a few extra times to screw with my tormentors, or maybe just because I was bored. Unless it’s a gag. It’s gotta be a gag, right? It’s a gag. I’m pretty sure it’s a gag. (via dvice.)