Tomorrow, starting at noon, the iced-over surface of Lake Harriet in Minneapolis will be dotted with dozens of well-bundled Happy Mutants, out for the annual Winter Kite Festival. You can bring a kite, or buy one on site. Expect everything from the classic triangle, to house-sized monstrosities which look disconcertingly like PedoBear. There’s also ice fishing, snow-shoeing, a marshmallow roast, and horse-drawn carriage rides. Finally, to answer the question all non-Minnesotans are currently asking themselves: The temperature will be -5 degrees Fahrenheit.