UPDATE: By popular demand, Sad James Van Der Beek, shocked cat and Sad Keanu are now in attendance (you’re welcome, @brianstovall, @andrea_ball, and all else who chimed in).
Additional sad guys one might Photoshop in: Sad Julian Assange, Sad Adrian Brody, Sad Nic Cage, Sad Leave Britney Alone Guy, and Crying Double Rainbow Guy.
Below, earlier iterations with fewer Sad Guys.
(shoop: Xeni)