I got a cool package in the mail from Ninja and Yo-Landi Vi$$er of Die Antwoord. I knew they’d found something important and special on the road, but had no idea how important and special until I opened it. Inside, THE BOING BOING FORMULA, and fittingly, it’s “WOMAN.” Contains Horny Goat Weed, Broomrape, and other herbs that purportedly enhance sexytime. From the label:
A daily booster designed to help you revive the X factor of feeling good, feeling attractive and confident, being desirable, and creating a mood for intimacy and adventure. Users report new vitality, friskiness, clarity of mind, and rediscover that wonderful naughty spark, which threatens to become a flame at any moment, restoring the confidence our stressful lifestyles rob us of.
Was there ever a more perfect description of BoingBoing.net?
Maybe we should market a Boing Boing brand of herbal supplements. Or, just little pill-shaped candies. THE BOING BOING FORMULA. Your thoughts welcomed in the comments. Thanks, Yo-Landi and Ninja, you guys are the best.