I realize this ultra-weird YouTube slowdown video is about a year old, but I've been laughing at it for three days, so I figured it's worth a post. Do stay with it through the end: like any great Paula Deen meal, the dessert is the real treat. Below, another couple of videos posted just yesterday by this same YouTube remixer. They are even more horrifying. The remixer, WolfGoreShow, has an entire channel of Paula Deen clips remixed with a special blend of hatred and Final Cut talent.
(thanks, Mikael Jorgensen)