Here’s an extremely modest product claim from the paleolithic era of face-cream ads: Jonteel proudly boasts that its special cosmetic “will not grow hair on the face.” Which makes you wonder what the competition’s cream contained — testosterone? I like to think that this was part of a whole series of ads explaining the side-effects they’d licked: “Will not dissolve skin on face!” or “Will not cause total blindness!”
“Will Not Grow Hair On The Face”