A Los Angeles couple is selling middle name rights to their adorable foetus: “Our list of hopefuls includes SONY, SAAB, Jet Blue, Converse, Hot Pocket, Gibson, and Ludwig (we’re musicians). 5-year renewable contract. $750,000. We’ll throw in a tattoo of your company’s logo for a million.” No idea if they’re serious, but whatever floats yer boat. (Thanks, Fipi Lele!)