“Not wearing a shirt only makes you look like a better fighter, but you’ll still need to sneak up on your target and hit them in the face with a bottle. This next sentence is 100% accurate: I could take out Dominic Monaghan, Megan Fox, and Eminem, all together, even if they were all armed with toasters and I was asleep in a bathtub.”—The Last Psychiatrist critiques a new Eminem video over which many pundits are wringing hands, due to its theme of domestic violence. [via danah]