Carlton Mellick, III, the king of Bizarro fiction, has a new one out — a kind of Dungeons and Dragons meets The Matrix. The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is “an absurd comedy about a group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief) going through an existential crisis after having discovered that they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a classic AD&D role playing game. While exploring the ruins of Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon Master’s retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged players’ commands to have sex with everything in sight. ”
OUT NOW: The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2 [CarltonMellick.com]
The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2 [Amazon]
(via Super Punch)