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Web infomercial for Hedonism 2: Party on the beach will make you reach for eye-bleach

Why has this middle-aged gentleman ventured to Hedonism 2 in Negril, Jamaica more than 40 times, and what could possibly explain the fervent, amorous grind of his pastywhite sexytime speedo dancypantsing?

The wild women, the wild women, the rippin’ and the tearin’, the rippin’ and the tearin.”

Update: Commenters say the fellow’s name is “Hedo Rick,” and he is a well-known fixture at the resort (which is said to cater to swingers and part-time nudists, as the name suggests).

(thanks, Richard Metzger)

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