Via my trusty E3 companion Sarah Brin, the missed connections from this year’s Expo, for when you really, truly, honestly thought that booth babe (or bro) only had eyes for you:
You were the tallest one of them all, armor clad and looking rather delicious. I don’t know- I suppose I have a bit of a costume fetish (and video game boys), but wow. You looked astounding in that gear. I can even begin to imagine what you’d look like without it, nor do I really care. All I am sure of is that I really want you. Seriously, haha. Costumed and masked- your identity is safe. Hell, I don’t care which Helghast soldier I get. I just want one of you.
los angeles missed connections classifieds “e3” [craigslist, via Sarah Brin, photo via flickr’s ze_bear]