“You buy it, you like it!” Bargain Barn was a public access cable show in Shawnee, Oklahoma in the mid-1990s—a sort of QVC for hillbillies, a televised flea market where one might pick up stray drill bits, chickens, or stained and ripped pillows. As WFMU notes, it’s a damn crime YouTube shows only one upload of this gem. The host/barker, whose face we seldom see, is selling nothing but absolute crap. He himself admits most of the junk is “broked,” “tore up,” or “needs to be warshed a few times.” I think my favorite moment in the clip above is 8:35, when we get to the Style Studs (“It don’t have no Style Studs in it! I’d call that a pig in a poke, m’self.”) I could watch this for hours.
(Thanks, Mikael Jorgensen!)