Is Bruce Vilanch writing for Hugo Chavez now? ‘Cause the Venezuelan leader’s comedy material is pretty good lately: now he’s a cannibalism apologist. In a recent speech, Chavez praised Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe, Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and the late Ugandan dictator Idi “Butcher of Uganda” Amin. Said Chavez: “We thought he was a cannibal… I don’t know, maybe he was a great nationalist, a patriot.” (thanks Antinous)