Joe “Girls Gone Wild Dirtbag” Francis has a new tactic for resolving the lawsuits against him: he pretends not to understand common English words while farting loudly and attempting to video-record female court officials.
Q. Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
A. I don’t understand what that means…
Q. You don’t understand what being a convicted felon is?
A. No. Can you explain it to me?
Q. Did you serve any time in jail?
A. What do you mean “serve”?…
Q. Do you know what a prisoner is?
A. No.
Q. Do you know what a cellmate is in jail?
A. No.
Q. Do you know what a jail is?
A. Sort of.
Previously:
- Girls Gone Wild tycoon charged with tax evasion – Boing Boing
- "Girls Gone Wild" robbery: dastardly dildo dude Darnell guilty …
- Boing Boing: Girls Gone Wild creator grilled on police record in court
- LAT's damning profile of Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis …
- Boing Boing: Girls Gone Wild guilty in federal sex exploitation case
- Burning Man sues over Boobies-of-Burning-Man video – Boing Boing