A sleepwalking and/or drunk man in Kansas City was taking a leak in his closet when his girlfriend accidentally stabbed him. From the Kansas City Star:
She tried to wake him up (when she woke to find him urinating in the closet), but she said he pushed her out of his way. Scared he might hit her, she said, she grabbed a knife and held it up as he approached, cutting him. His injuries are believed to be non-life threatening.
“Man stabbed while sleepwalking“