• Apple released a new iPod. Isn't it a beauty? But note the proprietary headphones.
• Shamwow illustrates the human condition.
• Laptop Lifts help keep cool air flowing around your crotch baker.
• Behold! Black iPig.
• French gadget bags are pretty.
• Make your own networked scanner rig.
• Four year-old Billy controls his PC with SmartNAV.
• Office Depot salespeople are trained to lie, reports Laptop Mag.
• Appstore crisis! Twitter app banned and reinstated. Apple's policies rise and set with sun.
• Londoners also love GPS tracking.
• Find your lost gadgets with EZ-Find. Flaw: you have to know you're going to lose them first.
• The EKS Otis DJ controller is ugly and has lots of knobs. It's perfect.
• New shopping bags biodegrade so quickly you have to shop faster.
• Joel bought a saw because the company's logo was in a nice font.
• Ikea shows us how to disassemble, package and ship babies.
• Airwolf fought Firefox.
• There is Star Trek cologne. It's apparently quite drinkable.