Tara the Hobo Stripper is a van-living, traveling striptease dancer and self-taught herbal medicine guru who’s recently settled into a remote cabin in her native home of Alaska.
Even if Tara weren’t expert in so many trades, it would be hard to put down her diary:
It’s winter. I’m reading a lot. I’m drawing and figuring out how to make recycled sock monkeys. I keep an eternal pot of tea (a sort of infusion, really) on the stove with a big jelly straining bag as the tea bag. It’s ginger oatstraw right now, and I drink it with honey.
Another pot on the stove is a perpetual snow melter. A full pot of snow makes two inches of water in the bottom of the pot. Yesterday I balanced one of the candles on top of a water bucket, which, piled on top of other water buckets, made the light just right for sitting in this chair and reading. Then I got a phone sex call and decided to make dinner and forgot about the candle until my water bucket caught on fire!
Now I have a water bucket with a hole in it and a dead candle that probably would have lasted another week if I’d blown it out and let it re-harden before it burned all the way through.
Other essential HoboStripper writings:
(Almost) everything you need to know about living in a van.
The Joy of Nettles, One and Two
(Susie Bright is a guest blogger)