A Modest Proposal:
Raising the Minimum Age for Porn
"Can a girl of 21 really know what she is consenting to when she signs a release form for a pornographer? Does she really understand what the ramifications might be later in life?
"That is why I propose that we raise the minimum age of consent to participate in pornography to 65…"
Jon Swift, the author of this proposal, is perhaps the hardest working satirist in the English language since his redoubtable namesake.