It is with great sadness that my guestblogging stint at Boing Boing comes to an end. What will I do next? How will I fill the endless days that lie before me? Will I ever be able to guestblog anywhere else after having reaching these heady heights? Me thinks not. I would like to send a bouquet of thanks to Cory, Mark, and David for allowing me to run about on their awesome, esteemed stage, and a barrel of gratitude to Xeni Jardin, who had the audacity to invite me and never told me not to use the word “bukkake” in a post. Also, much appreciation to readers and commenters, most of whom did not say that all of my posts sucked. In total, it was the best of times, it was … Well, it was pretty much just the best of times. XOX — Susannah Breslin, aka The Reverse Cowgirl.