Bruce Schneier has announced the winner of his annual “Movie Plot Threat” contest, in which his readers are invited to come up with ridiculous, improbable and frightening things that you could probably frighten people with enough that they’re lured into buying some stupid product or giving up some essential liberty (or both). Here’s the winning entry, from Aaron Massey (be sure to click through and check out the runners up, too!)
Many Americans were shocked to hear the results of the research trials regarding heavy metals and toothpaste conducted by the New England Journal of Medicine, which FDA is only now attempting to confirm. This latest scare comes after hundreds of deaths were linked to toothpaste contaminated with diethylene glycol, a potentially dangerous chemical used in antifreeze.
In light of this continuing health risk, Hamilton Health Labs is proud to announce Tommy Tester Toothpaste Strips! Just apply a dab of toothpaste from a fresh tube onto the strip and let it rest for 3 minutes. It’s just that easy! If the strip turns blue, rest assured that your entire tube of toothpaste is safe. However, if the strip turns pink, dispose of the toothpaste immediately and call the FDA health emergency number at 301-443-1240.
Do not let your family become a statistic when the solution is only $2.95!
See also:
Schneier: Movie-plot security doesn’t make America safe
Movie-plot security threats bonanza
Schneier TSA movie plot contest results
Movie plot threat contest: make the TSA ban watches!