It’s too late to buy one of Etsy seller BuildersStudio’s steampunky “Robot Bride and Groom Wedding Cake Topper Wood Statues with Base,” but there’s always the chance it’ll come back before you need to get one on top of the cake. Indeed, you could just get one once they come back and wait for the kind of person who’s willing to marry you with this as the centerpiece; surely that would be the best indicator of having found your heart’s true destiny.
(via Neatorama)