Sean T. Collins of Attention Deficit Disorder has created a presidential milkshake list that tells you all you need to know about the candidates. Here are a few:
I drink your milkshake, even though I opposed drinking your milkshake four years ago. — Mitt Romney
I drink your milkshake, but only if the Bible says it’s allowed. — Mike Huckabee
I may drink your milkshake for another 100 years, if that’s what it takes. — John McCain
I drank a milkshake on 9/11. — Rudy Giuliani
I drink your milkshake, but I’m paying for it with gold. — Ron Paul
I will fight the corporations so that you can drink your own milkshake. — John Edwards
I have 35 years of milkshake-drinking experience. *sob* — Hillary Clinton
I peacefully drink your milkshake. — Dennis Kucinich