Presidential milkshakes

Mark Frauenfelder 12:54 pm Fri Jan 18, 2008

Sean T. Collins of Attention Deficit Disorder has created a presidential milkshake list that tells you all you need to know about the candidates. Here are a few:

I drink your milkshake, even though I opposed drinking your milkshake four years ago. — Mitt Romney

I drink your milkshake, but only if the Bible says it's allowed. — Mike Huckabee

I may drink your milkshake for another 100 years, if that's what it takes. — John McCain

I drank a milkshake on 9/11. — Rudy Giuliani

I drink your milkshake, but I'm paying for it with gold. — Ron Paul

I will fight the corporations so that you can drink your own milkshake. — John Edwards

I have 35 years of milkshake-drinking experience. *sob* — Hillary Clinton

I peacefully drink your milkshake. — Dennis Kucinich

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