Drain cleaning company Roto-Rooter is giving away this ridiculous “pimped-out” toilet as part of a promotional sweepstakes. The winner will be announced on April 25, National Plumber’s Day. The irony is that the toilet itself seems pretty standard. They should have gone for one of those self-cleaning Japanese models with the bidet and sound effects generator. From the “Pimped Out John” sweepstakes site, here’s the list of “luxury enhancements:”
• Philips 20-inch LCD TV and Star Wars DVD
• Xbox 360 gaming system
• Philips DVD player
• Gateway EMachine laptop computer with fully articulated “robot” arm (quotes mine -ed.)
• iPod with stereo docking station equipped with toilet paper dispenser
• Roto-Rooter “emergency” button
• Tivo recorder
• Avanti refrigerator with beer tap, stocked with drinks and snacks
• Magazine rack and subscriptions to Sports Illustrated, ESPN and GQ
• Bike pedal exerciser
• Cup warmer / cooler
Link (Thanks, Charles Pescovitz!)
Previously on BB:
• Toilet night-light motion-sensor glows red if the seat is up Link
• Print-to-toilet-roll Link
• Toilet tank sinks Link
• High-tech toilet with remote control Link