God has told Pat Robertson that America will be savagely attacked in the second half of 2007:
“I’m not saying necessarily nuclear, the Lord didn’t say nuclear,” Mr Robertson said on his television show The 700 Club. “It’ll be mass killing, possibly millions of people, major cities.
“The evil people will come after this country and there’s a possibility, not a possibility, a definite certainty, that chaos is going to rule.”
Mr Robertson told viewers they should not be afraid because “if you get blown up or something, you go to heaven; that’s the worst thing that will happen to you”.
(via Warren Ellis)
Update: And if that wasn’t dumb enough, check out the reaction of Syed Soharwardy, president of Islamic Supreme Council of CanadaL “it is very likely that Pat Robertson and his acquaintances may be secretly planning to attack on Americans and then put blame on Muslims”. “We do not expect good things from these hatemongers. They would do any thing to harm humans. Therefore, we urge the US Homeland Security to arrest Pat Robertson immediately and investigate his claims thoroughly. These may not be his self-declared prophecies. He may be planning terrorist attacks. Therefore, it is critical that the US government arrest him and investigate him at the Guantanamo Jail.” — Thanks, Opher!