A chance to what? To make it with the delectably curvy woman shown here? On the contrary! She’s says “I’ll tell you how to gain pounds quick!” See, this woman digs skinny guys. She likes to help them become big and strong.
The moral of the story: no matter your phenotype, there’s someone out there ready to love you for who you are (or for what they might be able to mold you into becoming). From the archives of Modern Mechanix blog.