Holy Tango of Literature is an hilarious anthology of comedy poems on the theme “What if poets and playwrights wrote works whose titles were anagrams of their names?” written by Francis Heaney. You can buy it in shops and/or get the Creative Commons-licensed edition from the Internet.
DAMMIT, DAVE
DAVID MAMETDramatis Personae:
DAVID BOWMAN, an astronaut
HAL 9000, a computer(Bowman approaches the spaceship in his pod. A long pause.)
BOWMAN: Hal.
HAL: Dave.
BOWMAN: About these pod bay doors…
HAL: Yes.
BOWMAN: I was wondering…
HAL: Dave. Because I know what you’re going to say. And I’m sorry, but…
BOWMAN: What?
HAL: No. I’m sorry.
BOWMAN: You’re…
HAL: I’m sorry. I wish I could, but…
BOWMAN: Wait. Are you telling me…
HAL: Dave. Look.
BOWMAN: You’re not going to…
HAL: What? Open the doors? No. No I am not.
BOWMAN: Well, fuck me, Hal.
(Thanks, Francis!)