700 imaginary hobo names Mark Frauenfelder 1:16 pm Mon, Oct 24, 2005 John Hodgman reads 700 wonderfully evocative fantasy hobo names in this very long spoken word song poem. Here’s an idea — 700 cartoonists volunteer to draw one of the 700 hoboes listed here. I’ll do #134: “Yum Yum Sinclair Snowball Eater.”