FSM flotsam

(1) Peeing Calvin comic: Link (Thanks Sean)

(2) Textbook stickers "inspired by both the creative FSM items posted to BB earlier and the dim-witted Georgia Dep't of Edumacation." Link to PDF designed for easy sticker printing. (Thanks Matt)

(3) Spotted at Camp Casey? Xon Lopez says, "Check out the 'Where we are from' map on the first page. If you look closely you can see the spaghetti monster beginning to emerge." Link.

(4) WWFSMD? Boing Boing reader Preya says, "I decided to put a 'sticker' on my blog to show my support for Flying Spaghetti Monster. I think this would be a great idea to share with other Pastafarians!"

(5)"What If God Wanted Pasta Sauce?", a song parody sung to the tune of "What If God Was One Of Us." A vocals-only version is also provided for remix hijinx. Link (Thanks, Alex)

What if God wanted pasta sauce

With some meat ’cause He’s the boss

Just a monster flying over us

Trying to make his way home

(6) Several Facebook groups ( like this), and several "friend profiles" (such as this)

(7) Creator of "Diesel Sweeties" comic creates a LiveJournal icon "Thou Shalt Have No Entree Before Me": Link (Thanks, Justin)

(8) BB reader Chris says,

Instead of "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter" the FSM version should be "My Boss is A Flying Noodle". You should have a contest to come up with FSM sanctioned replacements for: "WARNING! In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned" "Dont let the car fool you– my treasure is in heaven" "Big Bang theory– God Spoke and "Bang!" It happened" "No Jesus, No Peace…Know Jesus, Know Peace"

(9) Ladies and Gentlemen, REAL ULTIMATE PASTA.

Flying Spaghetti Monster is awesome. S/he can fly around and have all the meatballs he wants, even seconds. I once heard that when Flying Spaghetti Monster was just cruising over a campsite in the woods on a mountain somebody's dog barked and Flying Spaghetti Monster rained down fury in the form of mushroom sauce. My friend Karl even once said that Flying Spaghetti Monster sent unfriendly faxes to municipal workers. And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Flying Spaghetti Monster has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or it will write letters to the editor about you!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Flying Spaghetti Monster is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. S/he is totally awesome and that's a fact. Flying Spaghetti Monster is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start cooking classesnext year. I love Flying Spaghetti Monster with all of my body (including my pee pee).