Dan Bennett says: "Eastern Oregon is home to a chemical weapons depot at which the U.S. Army is in the process of incinerating Sarin, Mustard, and other unpleasant gasses. The local community has a web page to dispense information on emergency procedures in case anything should go wrong during the process.
This page has a 'Fun Page' for kids, featuring the exploits of one Wally Wise, Turtle. Along with some coloring book pages, the page features a game where players can direct Wally Wise into shelter during a chemical emergency and which features unbelievably creepy children's voices describing Wally's desperate struggle for survival.