Discriminating orifices demand to be crammed with bespoke buttplugs. Why — who wouldn’t plunk down $6,000 for a diamond-encrusted titantium dildo? Shown here, a somewhat more affordable obsidian version sculpted from natural volcanic glass (a mere $1640-ish). Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Link to “Mi-Su Sexual Aesthetics,” and here’s a Fleshbot post with more intel inside. (Thanks, Fleshbot!)