A young woman in the Phillipines with a personal fixation on Ronald McDonald documents her life as his imaginary consort. On Miss McDonald's livejournal, we find pictures of the lucky lady doing laundry, hanging out at the beach, and cuddling up with the tall, red, striped one who has served so very many. Many of the image tags are broken — a pity, because snapshot descriptions like "yeaaargh Alex and his Droogs from A Clockwork Orange VS. Miss McDonald" do sound enticing.
Link. (Thanks, Sho).