I LOL’d (guiltily) at this silly, sophomoric collection of old cybersex text pranks that a user named Bloodninja played in AOL chat rooms:
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don’t tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I’ve got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John’s in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John’s and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I’d like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, “Hello, this is Papa John’s, how may I help you”, then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that’s an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm…Yes
DirtyKate: So you’re bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I’m home alone… and I think I’ll take a shower…
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I’ll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I’m almost finished with my shower… Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can’t hurry good pizza.
Link (Thanks, Jess Hemerly!)
UPDATE: Jeff Mezick says that nearly all of these chats were lifted from Fugly.com. Here’s an index he created of all of them. Link