This is a pitch-perfect satire of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back,” rewritten as an evangelical paean to the Bible. It’s laugh-out-loud funny — a kind of with-it Christian MAD Magazine send-up:
I like big Bibles I can not lie,
You Christian brothers can’t deny,
When a girl walks in with a KJV
And a bookmark in proverbs, You get stoked.It got a name engraved,
you know this girl has been saved
It looks like one of those large ones,
With plenty of space in the margins,
Oh baby, I want to read it with you,
Because your Bible has got pictures,
My minister tried to console me,
But the book you’ve got makes me so Holy.
(Thanks, Tian!)
Update: Dan Smith, the comedian who made this, asks us to link to his site. And now we have.