Christian Sir Mix-A-Lot spoof: Baby's Got Book

Cory Doctorow 7:15 am Thu Feb 3, 2005

This is a pitch-perfect satire of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back," rewritten as an evangelical paean to the Bible. It's laugh-out-loud funny — a kind of with-it Christian MAD Magazine send-up:

I like big Bibles I can not lie,
You Christian brothers can't deny,
When a girl walks in with a KJV
And a bookmark in proverbs, You get stoked.

It got a name engraved,
you know this girl has been saved
It looks like one of those large ones,
With plenty of space in the margins,
Oh baby, I want to read it with you,
Because your Bible has got pictures,
My minister tried to console me,
But the book you've got makes me so Holy.

19MB AVI Link

(Thanks, Tian!)

Update: Dan Smith, the comedian who made this, asks us to link to his site. And now we have.

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