Dr Menlo has given himself one year to get a writing gig, or he will commit suicide, “live on the net.” He’s posting soem writing samples to help potential employers decide to save his life. Latest is this very funny spec script for The Simpsons.
HOMER
Ooh, ooh, I don’t know where to begin! Oh! The Atkins Ride!He runs over, under the Atkins Ride sign and onto a conveyor belt. There on the conveyor belt running adjacent at stomach level, plates are set down with bacon, steak, cheese, pork rinds, etc. He gobbles them all up and gets off the conveyor belt at ride’s end, pats his stomach:
HOMER
I feel thinner already.
(Thanks, Ben!)